Don't make me laugh
1. 1st friend: There goes the human thermometer!
2nd friend: Why do you call him that?
1st friend: Because he has acquired many degrees.
2. Maths teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Ram: Yes, ma'am, there are twelve seconds in a year.
Teacher: How's that?
Ram: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd....
A business trick
A businessman walked into a bank in Chennai and called on the Loan officer. He told him he was going to Trivandrum on business for two weeks and needed a loan of Rs. 10,000. The officer asked him what security he could offer.
The businessman handed over the keys of his Lancer parked in the street in front of the bank. The bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drove the Lancer to the bank's garage in the basement and parked it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returned, repaid Rs. 10,000 with interest, which came to Rs. 100.
The officer said, "We're very happy to have an opportunity to serve you as this transaction has worked out very nicely. But we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we found that you're a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why did you have to borrow Rs. 10,000?"
The businessman replied: "Where else in Chennai can I park my car for two weeks for Rs. 100?"
